Come up with your own damned theory!


You can't build a theory merely by pointing out deficiencies in another theory.

In another universe, a young patent clerk named Albert Einstein wrote a paper in which he pointed out that Isaac Newton's theory of universal gravitation failed to accurately predict the precession of Mercury's orbit. Several scientists, on reading Einstein's paper, pointed out that this had been known to be a problem for Newtonian physics for some time. The scientists asked Einstein if he had any theory that would explain the discrepancy.

Einstein replied that there was a discrepancy between Newton's predictions and the observations.

Yes, yes, the scientists replied, we're aware of the problem, and we're trying to figure out how to solve it. In the meantime, have you given any thought to an explanation yourself?

Well, yes, Einstein said, patiently and politely. There's a discrepancy between Newton's theory and observation, which proves that Newton's theory is incorrect.

Well, at least in this one respect, replied the scientists. So, again, have you given any thought to an explanation?

Yes. My theory is that Newton's theory cannot explain the discrepancy, and therefore my theory is a better explanation for gravity.

And that theory might be…? the scientists inquired, hopefully.

…that Newton's theory is incorrect.

Posted: Sun - September 11, 2005 at 05:42 PM          


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